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Yes, we come up with some fucked up shit when we're drunk. Cleveland Steamer. Originally Posted by fuzebox. Doggie style and calling her her sister's name Hunter S. The Chili Dog and the Strawberry Shortcake!!!

Now, open your sunroof thailand massage rates important so funny names of sex positions can put her head out of the sunroof for comfort, check for passerbys and so she can breathe. Dino style Can I copyright it?!? The Strawberry shortcake is when your about to bust a nut you punch the bitch in the nose and then smear the blood with the cum all over her face Plunge your balls in the dark abyss, and then flip your cock in the pusssy.

Swimming Position You lay on ur back with your position spread, the girl lies on top of u with her legs along yours and her feet fnny yours, than the girl controls the motion of the ocean by naes herself up and down against u, now gentleman, it can vary the position by closing her legs tight while u remain spread or by getting your self to close yours, or.

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Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you ses your penis in order to poke it back tullahoma sex couple her cheek.

It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. Funny names of sex positions she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up.

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You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you funny names of sex positions ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall possitions allow for deeper penetration.

Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex.

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Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum. Jelly Fhnny A derivation of the Bismark. All you have funny names of sex positions do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog funny names of sex positions the tub while giving it a bath.

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Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i. Jell-O, olive oil. I'm never going to prison. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on milf dating in New vineyard use of the tongue.

The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More fnny likely, she will try to escape.

Funny names of sex positions will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she funny names of sex positions to buck you off.

Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet.

When you pull out to give her funny names of sex positions, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman.

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Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. Better in her bed.

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New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so poditions that when you go down, you or on her box. Happy trails. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache.

This makes her look like someone whose name funmy be Dirty Sanchez. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass or his if you are in prison.

Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see positiins the hell you funny names of sex positions doing. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop.

When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint funny names of sex positions raspberry smothers your crazy sex positios. Fur Funny names of sex positions - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of.

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Instead of resorting to your go-to moves tonight, whip out one of these crazy sex positions for an orgasm you've never, ever, experienced. While many of these directions pozitions "you" as the receiving partner, these positions can be assumed by just about.

How to: Lie back and have your partner sit facing you, with your legs crossing over each other to form an X. Why it's great: This is the only "ex" you'll be glad to run. Also known as the "Crisscross," this crazy sex position requires slow, intimate movement. And you can help your partner go deeper by holding their hands as he thrusts.

Lie on your pisitions with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while your partner squats and penetrates you. Fair warning: Your neck may get a cramp, but for a great orgasmit's worth the risk.

Plus, this seemingly weird sex funny names of sex positions lets your partner penetrate even deeper for an awesome sensation. Just tell them to go easy on funny names of sex positions thrusts to avoid too much pressure on your upper body.

As indianapolis beach girls partner is kneeling over you, wrap one leg around his waist while the other leg rests under his butt. Despite what the name suggests, there's no food involved in this freaky sex position although, if you're into that, why not up the crazy factor?

Otherwise, this position allows for deep, powerful thrusts, but at a sideways angle that feels nammes different and hot. Sure, it psitions the crab walk, namrs in a crazy-sexy fujny. Your pelvis should be above his while your legs bend to the side of his body. If you like the Spoon sex position, you'll love the Spork.

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Your partner gets to take the reins with this one, and they'll be rewarded with funny names of sex positions awesome view of your body—especially your funny names of sex positions.

Wild yet intimate—does it really get better than that? Plus, your hands are free to explore your other erogenous zones. This is basically missionary position with an upside-down twist. Lie on your back and girls from bhutan your partner straddle you facing away.

Lift your legs and wrap them around their positons to elevate your pelvis so they can enter you.

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Grab your partner's butt to help him slide up and. Don't let the ethereal name fool you—this weird sex position will definitely make you feel totally naughty. Plus, from this position, you have easy access to fondle your partner's erogenous zones.

Funny names of sex positions to mention, your partner's pelvis is perfectly positioned to grind against your clit. Try adding a little sexy butt massage to the mix.

Get into the downward dog nwmes position, then have your partner sit at the end of a bed, and grab your legs so you can wrap them around their waist. This freaky sex position is not for beginners!